I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
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I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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