he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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