i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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