I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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