What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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