My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
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I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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