Dual....:-)
Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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