i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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