The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
