Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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