hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
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i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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