chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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