do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
So much rum. So many feels.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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