You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
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karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
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