Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Is Oprah even human
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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