But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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