why didn't you poke me back
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
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GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
You can't just leave with hair like that
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
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