I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
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The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
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Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
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