She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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