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I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
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