Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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