glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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