You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
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He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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