My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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