Sry I called you an 8
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
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It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
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