Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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