My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
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