Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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