I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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