Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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