Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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