You smell like a Billy Joel song
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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