I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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