I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
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