Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
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