You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
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I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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