So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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