The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
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