Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
If I had to summarise my weekend I would do so using the words "horrifying romanian moonshine"
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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