I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
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I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
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She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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