Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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