do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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