So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
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Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
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You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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