Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
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DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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