just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You can't just leave with hair like that
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
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I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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