I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
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I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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