So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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