I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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