So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
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this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
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Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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