I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
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failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
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You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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