All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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