do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
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Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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