oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
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