She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
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we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
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I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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