oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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