Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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