I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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